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I just heard this commercial in a tire plus lobby as my oil was getting changed. So so weird. Hearing Ellen Pompeo say, "It's not about vanity, it's about empowerment." ....mk

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Right?! There were so many lines where I was just like this can’t be real

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And the going on and on about the melons! It was the closest thing to real-life snake oil I've ever witnessed. "How does Cindy Crawford stay looking so youthful?" Money, my dudes. Money.

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The Amazon reviews were at least cathartic to read. They were basically like “this stuff blows, don’t buy it.” Except despite all the negative reviews, the product still has like a 4.5-star average, but maybe that is a mystery/crime for another day

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I need the accelerant product.

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OMG I LOOOVE THIS. The melons. I'm dying.

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melon = melanin = skincare = science?

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