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Clare Roth's avatar

I just heard this commercial in a tire plus lobby as my oil was getting changed. So so weird. Hearing Ellen Pompeo say, "It's not about vanity, it's about empowerment." ....mk

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Edith Zimmerman's avatar

Right?! There were so many lines where I was just like this can’t be real

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Clare Roth's avatar

And the going on and on about the melons! It was the closest thing to real-life snake oil I've ever witnessed. "How does Cindy Crawford stay looking so youthful?" Money, my dudes. Money.

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Edith Zimmerman's avatar

The Amazon reviews were at least cathartic to read. They were basically like “this stuff blows, don’t buy it.” Except despite all the negative reviews, the product still has like a 4.5-star average, but maybe that is a mystery/crime for another day

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Chris Erickson's avatar

I need the accelerant product.

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Gretchen Scott's avatar

OMG I LOOOVE THIS. The melons. I'm dying.

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David Kimple's avatar

melon = melanin = skincare = science?

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